[Posted by Ted H]
Truth really is stranger than fiction.
In 5+ months, we went from:
-A poorly written comedy: "Impeach THIS!" (Turns out, you need actual evidence and proof to convict a sitting president. Who knew?)
-To a can't miss reality show: "America's Next Runner-Up" (Who wants to lose to Trump in the fall? Spoiler, it's the old white guy)
-To a Sci-Fi thriller: "Corona" (Killer virus!)
-To a true crime documentary "Cool Cats and Killers" (Who is that bitch Carol?)
-To a crappy sequel of that hit thriller "You Have to Call it Covid Now" (Turns out the killer virus isn't so killer)
-To a poorly directed porno "The Smelling of the Hair" (No one believes a movie where Joe Biden has sex)
-To a bad police procedural "KneeCop" (It's COPS, but without proper training)
-To a sequal to a movie no one liked: "BLM 2: Antifa Riot" (So let's take Black Lives Matter, pretend that cop was racist, and the hook is that the protesters don't know that a terrorist organization has hijacked their cause so they can riot and loot)
And to think we still have half the year to go! To think such hits are on the way like "Trump: ReElected" and "Civil War 2: Less Civil, More War"
Anyway, I've been trying to collect something legible to post. Maybe when the world calms down and I have a chance to collect my thoughts. Just thought I'd make some cheap jokes.
