Weed From A Can

[...Posted by Ted H]

Aw yeah. Dr Deuce is in the house...
Anyone know an illustrator?

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[Weed From a Can]

I am Dan
Dan the Man

- That Dan the Man
- That Dan the Man
- I do not trust that Dan the Man

Do you smoke weed from a can?

- I do not smoke weed from a can
- I will not smoke it, Dan the Man

Will you smoke it with a beer?
Will you smoke it with a queer?

- I will not smoke it with a beer
- I will not smoke it with a queer
- I do not smoke weed from a can
- I will not smoke it, Dan the Man

Will you smoke it in a loft?
Will you smoke it someplace soft?

- I will not smoke it in a loft
- I will not smoke it someplace soft
- I will not smoke it with a beer
- I will not smoke it with a queer
- I do not smoke weed from a can
- I will not smoke it, Dan the Man

Will you smoke it in the dark?
Or someplace quiet like a park?

- I will not smoke it in the dark
- I will not smoke it in a park
- I will not smoke it in a loft
- I will not smoke it someplace soft
- I will not smoke it with a beer
- I will not smoke it with a queer
- I do not smoke weed from a can
- I will not smoke it, Dan the Man

Would you, could you, with a snack?
Would you, could you, in the back?

- I would not, could not, with a snack
- I would not, could not, in the back

Then how about up on the roof ?
To keep you from being so aloof?

- I would not, could not, with a snack
- Not on the roof, or in the back
- I will not smoke it in the dark
- I will not smoke it in a park
- I will not smoke it in a loft
- I will not smoke it someplace soft
- I will not smoke it with a beer
- I will not smoke it with a queer
- I do not smoke weed from a can
- I will not smoke it, Dan the Man

How about while in a jail?
Or when you come to post my bail?

- I will not smoke it in a jail
- And I would not, could not post your bail
- I would not, could not, with a snack
- Not on the roof, or in the back
- I will not smoke it in the dark
- I will not smoke it in a park
- I will not smoke it in a loft
- I will not smoke it someplace soft
- I will not smoke it with a beer
- I will not smoke it with a queer
- I do not smoke weed from a can
- I will not smoke it, Dan the Man

You should smoke it to blow off some steam?
It would defiantly leave you feeling quite keen.

- I do not want to blow off steam
- I do not need to feel quite keen
- I will not smoke it in a jail
- And I would not, could not post your bail
- I would not, could not, with a snack
- Not on the roof, or in the back
- I will not smoke it in the dark
- I will not smoke it in a park
- I will not smoke it in a loft
- I will not smoke it someplace soft
- I will not smoke it with a beer
- I will not smoke it with a queer
- I do not smoke weed from a can
- I will not smoke it, Dan the Man

Then how about hot-boxing in a car?
Or smoking it secretly in a bar?

- I will not smoke it in a car
- I will not smoke it in a bar
- I do not want to blow off steam
- I do not need to feel quite keen
- I will not smoke it in a jail
- And I would not, could not post your bail
- I would not, could not, with a snack
- Not on the roof, or in the back
- I will not smoke it in the dark
- I will not smoke it in a park
- I will not smoke it in a loft
- I will not smoke it someplace soft
- I will not smoke it with a beer
- I will not smoke it with a queer
- I do not smoke weed from a can
- I will not smoke it, Dan the Man

Could you smoke it in a shop?
Or be daring while near a cop?

- I will not smoke it in a shop
- I dare not smoke it near a cop
- I will not smoke it in a car
- I will not smoke it in a bar
- I do not want to blow off steam
- I do not need to feel quite keen
- I will not smoke it in a jail
- And I would not, could not post your bail
- I would not, could not, with a snack
- Not on the roof, or in the back
- I will not smoke it in the dark
- I will not smoke it in a park
- I will not smoke it in a loft
- I will not smoke it someplace soft
- I will not smoke it with a beer
- I will not smoke it with a queer
- I do not smoke weed from a can
- I will not smoke it, Dan the Man

You can smoke it on the run!
Try it, try it! It’s quite fun!

- I will not smoke it on the run
- I do not think it would be quite fun
- I will not smoke it in a shop
- I dare not smoke it near a cop
- I will not smoke it in a car
- I will not smoke it in a bar
- I do not want to blow off steam
- I do not need to feel quite keen
- I will not smoke it in a jail
- And I would not, could not post your bail
- I would not, could not, with a snack
- Not on the roof, or in the back
- I will not smoke it in the dark
- I will not smoke it in a park
- I will not smoke it in a loft
- I will not smoke it someplace soft
- I will not smoke it with a beer
- I will not smoke it with a queer
- I do not smoke weed from a can
- I will not smoke it, Dan the Man

Will you smoke it once just to see?
You will like it believe you me!

- If it will make you go away
- Then I will only smoke it for today

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- I can not believe my blood shot eyes
- Everything I said before have been lies
- I do like smoking weed from a can
- An enjoyable endeavor indeed, Dan the Man
- I could smoke it on the run
- It would seem to be quite fun
- I want to smoke it in a shop
- Or perhaps be daring near a cop
- I want to hot-box in a car
- I want to smoke it in a bar
- I definitely need to blow off steam
- Smoking this would leave me keen
- I want to smoke it while in jail
- And would not hesitate to post your bail
- I can smoke it with a snack
- On the roof or in the back
- I could smoke it in the dark
- Or somewhere quiet like a park
- I could smoke it in a loft
- Or smoke it someplace soft
- I want to smoke it with a beer
- I want to smoke it with a queer
- I do like smoking weed from a can
- Thank you, thank you, Dan the Man.

The End!